Currently in the Headlines: Lego Introduces Stay-at-Home Dad Figurine in New Collection.
That is an actual, real headline of an actual real event. This brings up a lot of questions I never thought I’d have to ask.
First of all, I just had a nice long talk with all of my Legos and it turns out that none of my Lego figures has ever been gainfully employed. They just lay around the house all day long, never offering me a hand. I always have to be the one cleaning up THEIR mess, fixing THEIR broken roof, pulling THEM out of the vacuum. Never once have any of them returned the favor. Continue reading “Toy-Ployment”